Fun Things To Do In A Car

 

Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.

At stoplights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

Two words: Chicken suit.

Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

Eat food that requires silverware.

Pass cars, then drive very slowly.

Sing without having the radio on.

Honk frequently without motivation.

Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.

Ask people for Grey Poupon.

Let pedestrians know who's boss.

Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.

Hang numerous car-fresheners on the rear-view mirror. Talk to them while stroking them lovingly.

Keep at least five cats in the car.

Stop and collect roadkill.

Stop and pray to roadkill.

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